Naughty & Nice: Karen's Holiday gift guide

Karen Bigman
2 days ago
2 min read

Updated: 1 day ago

The holidays are basically a cocktail of excitement, exhaustion, and Why is Aunt Linda asking me about my personal life again? So before you dive into the casseroles and chaos, I curated my official 2025 midlife-approved holiday gift guide — the products I swear by, recommend to clients, and would happily find under my tree (or my tush!).

These aren’t random affiliate links or “here’s a mug with a cute saying.” These are gifts that boost pleasure, calm your nervous system, save your sex life, and remind your body that fun is still a skill it absolutely remembers.

1. ⭐ The Womanizer Premium 3 – Because “Silent Night” Doesn’t Apply Here

If you want a guaranteed dopamine boost without a PhD in technique, this is the toy. Air-pulse stimulation = zero numbness, zero frustration, and maximum “Oh… ohhhhhh, okay wow.” Perfect for solo play, partnered warm-ups, or when your libido needs a little holiday miracle.

2. ⭐ Luxus – Climax Together

This is the I recommend to couples who want to reconnect, experiment, or bring in a little spice without learning a whole Kama Sutra chapter.

3. ⭐ Strokers for All Sizes – The “For Men Who Pretend They Don’t Need Toys” Gift

This one's for the boys! A pocket blowjob simulators "oh my!" These incredible toys are the perfect companion to her Womanizer (see 1.). Turn each other on by mutually masturbating. Or offer to hold it for each other and watch the sparks fly!

4. ⭐ Foria Awaken Arousal Oil – Plant Magic for Your Vagina

If your vulva feels drier than your family’s holiday fruitcake, this oil is your new best friend. CBD + botanical blend = more blood flow, more sensation, more mmm yes.

5. ⭐ Le Wand – The “I Need a Quickie” Solution

Powerful and elegant. It gets you there fast without being aggressive — ideal for busy women who want pleasure without extra steps. And it looks pretty too!

6. ⭐ B-Vibe Beginner Anal Toys – Curious about back door play?

These toys make trying something new safe and easy! Number one tip for anal play? Lube! (see 7.) Use Code TABOO10 for 10% off.

7 ⭐ Ooyes Unplugged Premium Silicone Lube – Your Holiday Miracle in a Bottle

Lube is not optional after 40. It’s a gift. This is by far amongst the top lubes out there. This little-known but mighty lube is my latest goto for any slippery needs. Use code TABOO20 for 20% off.

8. ⭐ BDSM Starters - For the Naughty Beginners